3.2 The Friar's Prologue and Tale

The Friars's Prologue

The Prologe of the Freres Tale.

1265         This worthy lymytour, this noble Frere,
This worthy licensed beggar, this noble Friar
1266         He made alwey a maner louryng chiere
He always made a kind of scowling face
1267         Upon the Somonour, but for honestee
At the Summoner, but for propriety
1268         No vileyns word as yet to hym spak he.
No churlish word as yet to him spoke he.
1269         But atte laste he seyde unto the wyf,

1270         "Dame," quod he, "God yeve yow right good lyf!
                    "My lady," said he, "God give you a right good life!
1271         Ye han heer touched, also moot I thee,
                    You have here touched, as I may prosper,
1272         In scole-matere greet difficultee.
                    On academic problems of great difficulty.
1273         Ye han seyd muche thyng right wel, I seye;
                    You have said many things right well, I say;
1274         But, dame, heere as we ryde by the weye,
                    But, my lady, here as we ride by the way,
1275         Us nedeth nat to speken but of game,
                    We need not speak of anything but pleasant matters,
1276         And lete auctoritees, on Goddes name,
                    And leave authoritative texts, in God's name,
1277         To prechyng and to scoles of clergye.
                    To preaching and to the universities.
1278         But if it lyke to this compaignye,
                    But if it pleases this company,
1279         I wol yow of a somonour telle a game.
                    I will tell you an amusing tale about a summoner.
1280         Pardee, ye may wel knowe by the name
                    By God, you can easily tell by the name
1281         That of a somonour may no good be sayd;
                    That no good may be said of a summoner;
1282         I praye that noon of you be yvele apayd.
                    I pray that none of you be displeased.
1283         A somonour is a rennere up and doun
                    A summoner is a runner up and down
1284         With mandementz for fornicacioun,
                    With summonses for fornication,
1285         And is ybet at every townes ende."
                    And is beaten (and driven away) at every town's end."

1286         Oure Hoost tho spak, "A, sire, ye sholde be hende
                    Our Host then spoke, "Ah, sir, you should be polite
1287         And curteys, as a man of youre estaat;
                    And courteous, as (befits) a man of your rank;
1288         In compaignye we wol have no debaat.
                    In this company we will have no arguments.
1289         Telleth youre tale, and lat the Somonour be."
                    Tell your tale, and leave the Summoner alone."

1290         "Nay," quod the Somonour, "lat hym seye to me
                    "Nay," said the Summoner, "let him say to me
1291         What so hym list; whan it comth to my lot,
                    Whatever he pleases; when it comes to my turn,
1292         By God, I shal hym quiten every grot.
                    By God, I shall pay him back every groat (fourpence).
1293         I shal hym tellen which a greet honour
                    I shall tell him what a great honor
1294         It is to be a flaterynge lymytour,
                    It is to be a flattering licensed beggar,
1295         And of many another manere cryme
                    And of many another sort of crime
1296         Which nedeth nat rehercen at this tyme;
                    Which need not be told at this time;
1297         And his office I shal hym telle, ywis."
                    And how he does his job I shall tell him, indeed."

1298         Oure Hoost answerde, "Pees, namoore of this!"
                    Our Host answered, "Quiet, no more of this!"
1299         And after this he seyde unto the Frere,
                    And after this he said unto the Friar,
1300         "Tel forth youre tale, leeve maister deere."
                    "Tell forth your tale, beloved master dear."


The Friar's Tale

Heere bigynneth the Freres Tale 

1301         Whilom ther was dwellynge in my contree
                    Once there was dwelling in my country
1302         An erchedeken, a man of heigh degree,
                    An archdeacon, a man of high rank,
1303         That boldely dide execucioun
                    That boldly carried out the law
1304         In punysshynge of fornicacioun,
                    In punishment of fornication,
1305         Of wicchecraft, and eek of bawderye,
                    Of witchcraft, and also of pandering,
1306         Of diffamacioun, and avowtrye,
                    Of defamation of character, and adultery,
1307         Of chirche reves, and of testamentz,
                    Of robbing churches, and of wills,
1308         Of contractes and of lakke of sacramentz,
                    Of marriage contracts and of failure to take the sacraments,
1309         Of usure, and of symonye also.
                    Of usury, and of simony also.
1310         But certes, lecchours dide he grettest wo;
                    But certainly, to lechers did he the greatest woe;
1311         They sholde syngen if that they were hent;
                    They had to sing out in pain if they were taken;
1312         And smale tytheres weren foule yshent,
                    And those who paid less than full tithes were severely punished,
1313         If any persoun wolde upon hem pleyne.
                    If any parson would complain about them.
1314         Ther myghte asterte hym no pecunyal peyne.
                    There could escape him no monetary punishment (fine).
1315         For smale tithes and for smal offrynge
                    For small tithes and for small offering
1316         He made the peple pitously to synge,
                    He made the people piteously to sing out in pain,
1317         For er the bisshop caughte hem with his hook,
                    For ere the bishop caught them with his crozier,
1318         They weren in the erchedeknes book.
                    They were in the archdeacon's book.
1319         Thanne hadde he, thurgh his jurisdiccioun,
                    Then had he, throughout his jurisdiction,
1320         Power to doon on hem correccioun.
                    Power to have them punished.
1321         He hadde a somonour redy to his hond;
                    He had a summoner ready at his hand;
1322         A slyer boye nas noon in Engelond;
                    No one in England was a more clever rascal;
1323         For subtilly he hadde his espiaille,
                    For deviously he had his network of spies,
1324         That taughte hym wel wher that hym myghte availle.
                    That showed him well where there might be profit for him.
1325         He koude spare of lecchours oon or two,
                    He could spare one or two of the lechers,
1326         To techen hym to foure and twenty mo.
                    To direct him to four and twenty more.
1327         For thogh this Somonour wood were as an hare,
                    For though this Summoner were mad as a hare,
1328         To telle his harlotrye I wol nat spare;
                    To tell his wickedness I will not desist;
1329         For we are out of his correccioun.
                    For we are exempt from his authority.
1330         They han of us no jurisdiccioun,
                    They have over us no jurisdiction,
1331         Ne nevere shullen, terme of alle hir lyves.
                    Nor never shall, until the end of all their lives.

1332         "Peter! so been wommen of the styves,"
                    "By St. Peter! so are women of the brothels,"
1333         Quod the Somonour, "yput out of oure cure!"
                    Said the Summoner, "put out of our jurisdiction!"

1334         "Pees! with myschance and with mysaventure!"
                    "Quiet! with bad luck and with misfortune to you!"
1335         Thus seyde oure Hoost, "and lat hym telle his tale.
                    Thus said our Host, "and let him tell his tale.
1336         Now telleth forth, thogh that the Somonour gale;
                    Now tell forth, though the Summoner loudly complain;
1337         Ne spareth nat, myn owene maister deere."
                    And tell everything, my own master dear."

1338         This false theef, this somonour, quod the Frere,
                    This false thief, this summoner, said the Friar,
1339         Hadde alwey bawdes redy to his hond,
                    Had always pimps as ready to his hand,
1340         As any hauk to lure in Engelond,
                    As any hawk to come to the lure in England,
1341         That tolde hym al the secree that they knewe,
                    Who told him all the secrets that they knew,
1342         For hire acqueyntance was nat come of newe.
                    For their acquaintance was not come recently.
1343         They weren his approwours prively.
                    They were secretly his agents.
1344         He took hymself a greet profit therby;
                    He got himself a great profit in this way;
1345         His maister knew nat alwey what he wan.
                    His master knew not always what he earned.
1346         Withouten mandement a lewed man
                    Without an actual summons an ignorant man
1347         He koude somne, on peyne of Cristes curs,
                    He could summon, on pain of excommunication,
1348         And they were glade for to fille his purs
                    And they were glad to fill his purse
1349         And make hym grete feestes atte nale.
                    And make him great feasts at the ale-house.
1350         And right as Judas hadde purses smale,
                    And just as Judas had small amounts of the apostles' money,
1351         And was a theef, right swich a theef was he;
                    And was a thief, exactly such a thief was he;
1352         His maister hadde but half his duetee.
                    His master had but half the amount due to him.
1353         He was, if I shal yeven hym his laude,
                    He was, if I shall give him his due praise,
1354         A theef, and eek a somnour, and a baude.
                    A thief, and also a summoner, and a pimp.
1355         He hadde eek wenches at his retenue,
                    He had also wenches in his employ,
1356         That, wheither that sir Robert or sir Huwe,
                    That, whether sir Robert or sir Huwe,
1357         Or Jakke, or Rauf, or whoso that it were
                    Or Jakke, or Rauf, or whoever it was
1358         That lay by hem, they tolde it in his ere.
                    That lay by them, they told it in his ear.
1359         Thus was the wenche and he of oon assent,
                    Thus were the wench and he in agreement,
1360         And he wolde fecche a feyned mandement,
                    And he would fetch a forged court order,
1361         And somne hem to chapitre bothe two,
                    And summon both of them to the archdeacon's court,
1362         And pile the man, and lete the wenche go.
                    And rob the man, and let the wench go.
1363         Thanne wolde he seye, "Freend, I shal for thy sake
                    Then would he say, "Friend, I shall for thy sake
1364         Do striken hire out of oure lettres blake;
                    Have her stricken out of our records;
1365         Thee thar namoore as in this cas travaille.
                    Thou need trouble thyself no more in this case.
1366         I am thy freend, ther I thee may availle."
                    I am thy friend, where I can help thee."
1367         Certeyn he knew of briberyes mo
                    Certainly he knew of more ways of stealing
1368         Than possible is to telle in yeres two.
                    Than is possible to tell in two years.
1369         For in this world nys dogge for the bowe
                    For in this world is no hunting dog
1370         That kan an hurt deer from an hool yknowe
                    That can know a hurt deer from a whole one
1371         Bet than this somnour knew a sly lecchour,
                    Better than this summoner knew a sly lecher,
1372         Or an avowtier, or a paramour.
                    Or an adulterer, or a concubine.
1373         And for that was the fruyt of al his rente,
                    And because that was the best part of all his income,
1374         Therfore on it he sette al his entente.
                    Therefore on it he set all his intention.

1375         And so bifel that ones on a day
                    And it so befell that once on a day
1376         This somnour, evere waityng on his pray,
                    This summoner, ever lying in ambush for his prey,
1377         Rood for to somne an old wydwe, a ribibe,
                    Rode to summon an old widow, an old crone,
1378         Feynynge a cause, for he wolde brybe.
                    Pretending to have a case against her, for he wanted a bribe.
1379         And happed that he saugh bifore hym ryde
                    And it happened that he saw before him ride
1380         A gay yeman, under a forest syde.
                    A gay yeoman, alongside the edge of a forest.
1381         A bowe he bar, and arwes brighte and kene;
                    A bow he bore, and arrows bright and keen;
1382         He hadde upon a courtepy of grene,
                    He had upon him a short jacket of green,
1383         An hat upon his heed with frenges blake.
                    A hat upon his head with fringes black.

1384         "Sire," quod this somnour, "hayl, and wel atake!"
                    "Sir," said this summoner, "hail, and well met!"

1385         "Welcome," quod he, "and every good felawe!
                    "Welcome," said he, "and every good fellow!
1386         Wher rydestow, under this grene-wode shawe?"
                    Where ridest thou, alongside this green wood?"
1387         Seyde this yeman, "Wiltow fer to day?"
                    Said this yeoman, "Wilt thou travel far today?"

1388         This somnour hym answerde and seyde, "Nay;
                    This summoner him answered and said, "Nay;
1389         Heere faste by," quod he, "is myn entente
                    Here close by," said he, "is my intention
1390         To ryden, for to reysen up a rente
                    To ride, to collect a rent
1391         That longeth to my lordes duetee."
                    That belongs to my lord's due income."

1392         "Artow thanne a bailly?" "Ye," quod he.
                    "Art thou then a bailiff?" "Yes," said he.
1393         He dorste nat, for verray filthe and shame
                    He dared not, for the true filth and shame
1394         Seye that he was a somonour, for the name.
                    Of the name, say that he was a summoner.

1395         "Depardieux," quod this yeman, "deere broother,
                    "By God," said this yeoman, "dear brother,
1396         Thou art a bailly, and I am another.
                    Thou art a bailiff, and I am another.
1397         I am unknowen as in this contree;
                    I am unknown in this country;
1398         Of thyn aqueyntance I wolde praye thee,
                    Of thine acquaintance I would pray thee,
1399         And eek of bretherhede, if that yow leste.
                    And also of brotherhood, if you wish.
1400         I have gold and silver in my cheste;
                    I have gold and silver in my chest;
1401         If that thee happe to comen in oure shire,
                    If thou happen to come in our shire,
1402         Al shal be thyn, right as thou wolt desire."
                    All shall be thine, just as thou wilt desire."

1403         "Grant mercy," quod this somonour, "by my feith!"
                    "Great thanks," said this summoner, "by my faith!"
1404         Everych in ootheres hand his trouthe leith,
                    Each in other's hand pledges his troth,
1405         For to be sworne bretheren til they deye.
                    To be sworn brothers until they die.
1406         In daliance they ryden forth and pleye.
                    In pleasant conversation they ride forth and amuse themselves.

1407         This somonour, which that was as ful of jangles
                    This summoner, who was as full of idle speech
1408         As ful of venym been thise waryangles
                    As full of venom are these butcherbirds
1409         And evere enqueryng upon every thyng,
                    And ever inquiring about every thing,
1410         "Brother," quod he, "where is now youre dwellyng
                    "Brother," said he, "where is now your dwelling
1411         Another day if that I sholde yow seche?"
                    If I should seek you another day?"
1412         This yeman hym answerde in softe speche,
                    This yeoman him answered in gentle words,

1413         "Brother," quod he, "fer in the north contree,
                    "Brother," said he, "far in the north country,
1414         Whereas I hope som tyme I shal thee see.
                    Where I hope some time I shall thee see.
1415         Er we departe, I shal thee so wel wisse
                    Ere we depart, I shall thee so well instruct
1416         That of myn hous ne shaltow nevere mysse."
                    That thou shalt never miss my house."

1417         "Now, brother," quod this somonour, "I yow preye,
                    "Now, brother," said this summoner, "I you pray,
1418         Teche me, whil that we ryden by the weye,
                    Teach me, while we ride by the way,
1419         Syn that ye been a baillif as am I,
                    Since you are a bailiff as am I,
1420         Som subtiltee, and tel me feithfully
                    Some trickery, and tell me faithfully
1421         In myn office how that I may moost wynne;
                    In my occupation how I may most profit;
1422         And spareth nat for conscience ne synne,
                    And spare not for conscience nor sin,
1423         But as my brother tel me, how do ye."
                    But as my brother tell me, how you do your business."

1424         "Now, by my trouthe, brother deere," seyde he,
                    "Now, by my troth, brother dear," said he,
1425         "As I shal tellen thee a feithful tale,
                    "I shall tell thee a true tale,
1426         My wages been ful streite and ful smale.
                    My wages are very scanty and very small.
1427         My lord is hard to me and daungerous,
                    My lord is hard to me and niggardly,
1428         And myn office is ful laborous,
                    And my job is very hard work,
1429         And therfore by extorcions I lyve.
                    And therefore by extortions I live.
1430         For sothe, I take al that men wol me yive.
                    For truly, I take all that men will me give.
1431         Algate, by sleyghte or by violence,
                    In every way, by trickery or by violence,
1432         Fro yeer to yeer I wynne al my dispence.
                    From year to year I earn all my expenses.
1433         I kan no bettre telle, feithfully."
                    I can no better tell, truthfully."

1434         "Now certes," quod this Somonour, "so fare I.
                    "Now certainly," said this Summoner, "I do the same.
1435         I spare nat to taken, God it woot,
                    I do not desist from taking anything, God knows,
1436         But if it be to hevy or to hoot.
                    Unless it be too heavy or too hot.
1437         What I may gete in conseil prively,
                    What I can get in private secretly,
1438         No maner conscience of that have I.
                    No sort of pangs of conscience for that have I.
1439         Nere myn extorcioun, I myghte nat lyven,
                    Were it not for my extortion, I could not live,
1440         Ne of swiche japes wol I nat be shryven.
                    Nor of such tricks will I be confessed.
1441         Stomak ne conscience ne knowe I noon;
                    Stomach (compassion) nor conscience know I none;
1442         I shrewe thise shrifte-fadres everychoon.
                    I curse these confessors every one.
1443         Wel be we met, by God and by Seint Jame!
                    Well are we met, by God and by Saint James!
1444         But, leeve brother, tel me thanne thy name,"
                    But, dear brother, tell me then thy name,"
1445         Quod this somonour. In this meene while
                    Said this summoner. Meanwhile
1446         This yeman gan a litel for to smyle.
                    This yeoman began a little to smile.

1447         "Brother," quod he, "wiltow that I thee telle?
                    "Brother," said he, "wilt thou that I thee tell?
1448         I am a feend; my dwellyng is in helle,
                    I am a fiend; my dwelling is in hell,
1449         And heere I ryde aboute my purchasyng,
                    And here I ride about on my acquisition of profits,
1450         To wite wher men wol yeve me any thyng.
                    To know whether men will give me any thing.
1451         My purchas is th'effect of al my rente.
                    What I acquire is the total of all my income.
1452         Looke how thou rydest for the same entente,
                    Look how thou ridest for the same purpose,
1453         To wynne good, thou rekkest nevere how;
                    To make a profit, thou carest never how;
1454         Right so fare I, for ryde wolde I now
                    Right so do I, for I would ride now
1455         Unto the worldes ende for a preye."
                    Unto the world's end for a prey."

1456         "A!" quod this somonour, "benedicite! What sey ye?
                    "Ah!" said this summoner, "bless me! What say you?
1457         I wende ye were a yeman trewely.
                    I supposed you were truly a yeoman.
1458         Ye han a mannes shap as wel as I;
                    You have a man's shape as well as I;
1459         Han ye a figure thanne determinat
                    Have you then a definite form
1460         In helle, ther ye been in youre estat?"
                    In hell, where you are in your usual condition?"

1461         "Nay, certeinly," quod he, "ther have we noon;
                    "Nay, certainly," said he, "there have we none;
1462         But whan us liketh we kan take us oon,
                    But when we like we can take us one,
1463         Or elles make yow seme we been shape;
                    Or else make it seem to you we are so shaped;
1464         Somtyme lyk a man, or lyk an ape,
                    Sometimes like a man, or like an ape,
1465         Or lyk an angel kan I ryde or go.
                    Or like an angel can I ride or walk about.
1466         It is no wonder thyng thogh it be so;
                    It is no wonderful thing though it be so;
1467         A lowsy jogelour kan deceyve thee,
                    A lousy conjurer can deceive thee,
1468         And pardee, yet kan I moore craft than he."
                    And by God, yet I know more craft than he."

1469         "Why," quod this somonour, "ryde ye thanne or goon
                    "Why," said this summoner, "ride you then or walk about
1470         In sondry shap, and nat alwey in oon?"
                    In various shapes, and not always in one?"

1471         "For we," quod he, "wol us swiche formes make
                    "Because we," said he, "will make us such forms
1472         As moost able is oure preyes for to take."
                    As are most suitable for taking our prey."

1473         "What maketh yow to han al this labour?"
                    "What makes you to have all this labor?"

1474         "Ful many a cause, leeve sire somonour,"
                    "Very many a cause, dear sir summoner,"
1475         Seyde this feend, "but alle thyng hath tyme.
                    Said this fiend, "but every thing has its time.
1476         The day is short, and it is passed prime,
                    The day is short, and it is past nine a.m.,
1477         And yet ne wan I nothyng in this day.
                    And yet I gained nothing in this day.
1478         I wol entende to wynnyng, if I may,
                    I will concentrate on profit, if I may,
1479         And nat entende oure wittes to declare.
                    And not attend to explaining our mental abilities.
1480         For, brother myn, thy wit is al to bare
                    For, brother mine, thy wit is all too bare
1481         To understonde, althogh I tolde hem thee.
                    To understand, even though I told them to thee.
1482         But, for thou axest why labouren we --
                    But, since thou askest why labor we --
1483         For somtyme we been Goddes instrumentz
                    For sometimes we are God's instruments
1484         And meenes to doon his comandementz,
                    And means to do his commandments,
1485         Whan that hym list, upon his creatures,
                    When he wishes, upon his creatures,
1486         In divers art and in diverse figures.
                    In various methods and in various appearances.
1487         Withouten hym we have no myght, certayn,
                    Without him we have no power, certainly,
1488         If that hym list to stonden ther-agayn.
                    If he wishes to stand against us.
1489         And somtyme, at oure prayere, han we leve
                    And sometimes, at our prayer, have we leave
1490         Oonly the body and nat the soule greve;
                    Only the body and not the soul to grieve;
1491         Witnesse on Job, whom that we diden wo.
                    Take the evidence of Job, to whom we did woe.
1492         And somtyme han we myght of bothe two --
                    And sometimes have we power over both of the two --
1493         This is to seyn, of soule and body eke.
                    This is to say, of soul and body as well.
1494         And somtyme be we suffred for to seke
                    And sometimes we are allowed to harass
1495         Upon a man and doon his soule unreste
                    A man and do his soul distress
1496         And nat his body, and al is for the beste.
                    And not his body, and all is for the best.
1497         Whan he withstandeth oure temptacioun,
                    When he withstands our temptation,
1498         It is a cause of his savacioun,
                    It is a cause of his salvation,
1499         Al be it that it was nat oure entente
                    Although it was not our intention
1500         He sholde be sauf, but that we wolde hym hente.
                    He should be saved, but that we wanted to seize him.
1501         And somtyme be we servant unto man,
                    And sometimes we are servants unto a man,
1502         As to the erchebisshop Seint Dunstan,
                    As to the archbishop Saint Dunstan,
1503         And to the apostles servant eek was I."
                    And to the apostles I was also a servant."

1504         "Yet tel me," quod the somonour, "feithfully,
                    "Yet tell me," said the summoner, "truly,
1505         Make ye yow newe bodies thus alway
                    Do you make yourself new bodies thus always
1506         Of elementz?" The feend answerde, "Nay.
                    Of elements?" The fiend answered, "Nay.
1507         Somtyme we feyne, and somtyme we aryse
                    Sometime we dissemble, and sometimes we arise
1508         With dede bodyes, in ful sondry wyse,
                    With dead bodies, in very many manners,
1509         And speke as renably and faire and wel
                    And speak as readily and faire and well
1510         As to the Phitonissa dide Samuel.
                    As to the Phitonissa (Witch of Endor) did Samuel.
1511         (And yet wol som men seye it was nat he;
                    (And yet will some men say it was not he;
1512         I do no fors of youre dyvynytee.)
                    I put no store in your theology.)
1513         But o thyng warne I thee, I wol nat jape:
                    But one thing I warn thee, I will not deceive you:
1514         Thou wolt algates wite how we been shape;
                    Thou want especially to know how we are shaped;
1515         Thou shalt herafterward, my brother deere,
                    Thou shalt hereafter, my brother dear,
1516         Come there thee nedeth nat of me to leere,
                    Come where thou need not to learn from me,
1517         For thou shalt, by thyn owene experience,
                    For thou shalt, by thine own experience,
1518         Konne in a chayer rede of this sentence
                    Be able in a professorial chair to lecture on this subject
1519         Bet than Virgile, while he was on lyve,
                    Better than Virgil, while he was alive,
1520         Or Dant also. Now lat us ryde blyve,
                    Or Dante also. Now let us ride quickly,
1521         For I wole holde compaignye with thee
                    For I will hold company with thee
1522         Til it be so that thou forsake me."
                    Until it be that thou forsake me."

1523         "Nay," quod this somonour, "that shal nat bityde!
                    "Nay," said this summoner, "that shall not happen!
1524         I am a yeman, knowen is ful wyde;
                    I am a yeoman, as is very widely known;
1525         My trouthe wol I holde, as in this cas.
                    My troth will I keep, in this case.
1526         For though thou were the devel Sathanas,
                    For though thou were the devil Satan,
1527         My trouthe wol I holde to my brother,
                    My troth will I hold to my brother,
1528         As I am sworn, and ech of us til oother,
                    As I am sworn, and each of us to the other,
1529         For to be trewe brother in this cas;
                    To be true brother in this case;
1530         And bothe we goon abouten oure purchas.
                    And we both go about our acquisitions.
1531         Taak thou thy part, what that men wol thee yive,
                    Take thou thy part, whatever men will thee give,
1532         And I shal myn; thus may we bothe lyve.
                    And I shall mine; thus may we both live.
1533         And if that any of us have moore than oother,
                    And if one of us have more than the other,
1534         Lat hym be trewe and parte it with his brother."
                    Let him be true and share it with his brother."

1535         "I graunte," quod the devel, "by my fey."
                    "I grant," said the devil, "by my faith."
1536         And with that word they ryden forth hir wey.
                    And with that word they ride forth their way.
1537         And right at the entryng of the townes ende,
                    And right at the entrance of the town,
1538         To which this somonour shoop hym for to wende,
                    To which this summoner planned to go
1539         They saugh a cart that charged was with hey,
                    They saw a cart that was loaded with hay,
1540         Which that a cartere droof forth in his wey.
                    Which a carter drove forth in his way.
1541         Deep was the wey, for which the carte stood.
                    Deep in mud was the road, for which the cart stood still.
1542         The cartere smoot and cryde as he were wood,
                    The carter smote and cried as if he were crazy,
1543         "Hayt, Brok! Hayt, Scot! What spare ye for the stones?
                    "Giddap, Brok! Giddap, Scot! Why do you stop pulling for the stones?
1544         The feend," quod he, "yow fecche, body and bones,
                    The fiend," said he, "fetch you, body and bones,
1545         As ferforthly as evere were ye foled,
                    As surely as ever you were born,
1546         So muche wo as I have with yow tholed!
                    So much woe as I have with you suffered!
1547         The devel have al, bothe hors and cart and hey!"
                    The devil have all, both horses and cart and hay!"

1548         This somonour seyde, "Heere shal we have a pley."
                    This summoner said, "Here shall we have some fun."
1549         And neer the feend he drough, as noght ne were,
                    And nearer the fiend he drew, as if it were nothing,
1550         Ful prively, and rowned in his ere:
                    Very discreetly, and whispered in his ear:
1551         "Herkne, my brother, herkne, by thy feith!
                    "Hearken, my brother, hearken, by thy faith!
1552         Herestow nat how that the cartere seith?
                    Hearest thou not what the carter says?
1553         Hent it anon, for he hath yeve it thee,
                    Seize it at once, for he has given it to thee,
1554         Bothe hey and cart, and eek his caples thre."
                    Both hay and cart, and also his three horses."

1555         "Nay," quod the devel, "God woot, never a deel!
                    "Nay," said the devil, "God knows, never a bit!
1556         It is nat his entente, trust me weel.
                    It is not his intention, trust me well.
1557         Axe hym thyself, if thou nat trowest me;
                    Ask him thyself, if thou not believe me;
1558         Or elles stynt a while, and thou shalt see."
                    Or else wait a while, and thou shalt see."

1559         This cartere thakketh his hors upon the croupe,
                    This carter whacks his horses upon the hindquarters,
1560         And they bigonne to drawen and to stoupe.
                    And they began to pull and to stoop.
1561         "Heyt! Now," quod he, "ther Jhesu Crist yow blesse,
                    "Giddap! Now," said he, "may Jesus Christ you bless,
1562         And al his handwerk, bothe moore and lesse!
                    And all his handiwork, both more and less!
1563         That was wel twight, myn owene lyard boy.
                    That was well pulled, my own dappled boy.
1564         I pray God save thee, and Seinte Loy!
                    I pray God save thee, and Saint Loy!
1565         Now is my cart out of the slow, pardee!"
                    Now is my cart out of the mud, by God!"

1566         "Lo, brother," quod the feend, "what tolde I thee?
                    "Lo, brother," said the fiend, "what told I thee?
1567         Heere may ye se, myn owene deere brother,
                    Here may you see, my own dear brother,
1568         The carl spak oo thing, but he thoghte another.
                    The churl spoke one thing, but he thought another.
1569         Lat us go forth abouten oure viage;
                    Let us go forth on our undertaking;
1570         Heere wynne I nothyng upon cariage."
                    Here gain I nothing from a tax on horse and cart."

1571         Whan that they coomen somwhat out of towne,
                    When they came a short way out of town,
1572         This somonour to his brother gan to rowne:
                    This summoner to his brother began to whisper:
1573         "Brother," quod he, "heere woneth an old rebekke
                    "Brother," said he, "here dwells an old crone
1574         That hadde almoost as lief to lese hire nekke
                    Who would be almost as willing to lose her neck
1575         As for to yeve a peny of hir good.
                    As to give up a penny of her goods.
1576         I wole han twelf pens, though that she be wood,
                    I will have twelve pence, even if she be driven mad,
1577         Or I wol sompne hire unto oure office;
                    Or I will summon her unto our court;
1578         And yet, God woot, of hire knowe I no vice.
                    And yet, God knows, of her know I no vice.
1579         But for thou kanst nat, as in this contree,
                    But since thou can not, in this country,
1580         Wynne thy cost, taak heer ensample of me."
                    Earn thy living, learn here by my example."

1581         This somonour clappeth at the wydwes gate.
                    This summoner knocks at the widow's gate.
1582         "Com out," quod he, "thou olde virytrate!
                    "Come out," said he, "thou old hag!
1583         I trowe thou hast som frere or preest with thee."
                    I believe thou hast some friar or priest with thee."

1584         "Who clappeth?" seyde this wyf, "benedicitee!
                    "Who knocks?" said this wife, "bless me!
1585         God save you, sire, what is youre sweete wille?"
                    God save you, sir, what is your sweet will?"

1586         "I have," quod he, "of somonce here a bille;
                    "I have," said he, "here a writ of summons;
1587         Up peyne of cursyng, looke that thou be
                    Upon pain of excommunication, look that thou be
1588         Tomorn bifore the erchedeknes knee
                    Tomorrow morning before the archdeacon's knee
1589         T' answere to the court of certeyn thynges."
                    To answer to the court about certain things."

1590         "Now, Lord," quod she, "Crist Jhesu, kyng of kynges,
                    "Now, Lord," said she, "Christ Jesus, king of kings,
1591         So wisly helpe me, as I ne may.
                    Surely help me, since I can not.
1592         I have been syk, and that ful many a day.
                    I have been sick, and that full many a day.
1593         I may nat go so fer," quod she, "ne ryde,
                    I can not walk so far," said she, "nor ride,
1594         But I be deed, so priketh it in my syde.
                    Without being dead, it so pains in my side.
1595         May I nat axe a libel, sire somonour,
                    May I not ask for a written copy of the charge, sir summoner,
1596         And answere there by my procuratour
                    And answer there by my representative
1597         To swich thyng as men wole opposen me?"
                    To such thing as men will bring against me?"

1598         "Yis," quod this somonour, "pay anon -- lat se --
                    "Yes," said this summoner, "pay at once -- let's see --
1599         Twelf pens to me, and I wol thee acquite.
                    Twelve pens to me, and I will thee acquit.
1600         I shal no profit han therby but lite;
                    I shall have no profit thereby but little;
1601         My maister hath the profit and nat I.
                    My master has the profit and not I.
1602         Com of, and lat me ryden hastily;
                    Hurry up, and let me ride hastily;
1603         Yif me twelf pens, I may no lenger tarye."
                    Give me twelve pens, I can no longer tarry."

1604         "Twelf pens!" quod she, "Now, lady Seinte Marie
                    "Twelve pence!" said she, "Now, lady Saint Marie
1605         So wisly help me out of care and synne,
                    Surely help me out of care and sin,
1606         This wyde world thogh that I sholde wynne,
                    Though I should gain this wide world (if I had it),
1607         Ne have I nat twelf pens withinne myn hoold.
                    I have not twelve pence within my possession.
1608         Ye knowen wel that I am povre and oold;
                    You know well that I am poor and old;
1609         Kithe youre almesse on me, povre wrecche."
                    Show your charity on me, poor wretch."

1610         "Nay thanne," quod he, "the foule feend me fecche
                    "Nay then," said he, "the foul fiend me fetch
1611         If I th' excuse, though thou shul be spilt!"
                    If I excuse thee, though thou should be dead!"

1612         "Allas!" quod she, "God woot, I have no gilt."
                    "Alas!" said she, "God knows, I have no guilt."

1613         "Pay me," quod he, "or by the sweete Seinte Anne,
                    "Pay me," said he, "or by the sweet Saint Anne,
1614         As I wol bere awey thy newe panne
                    I will carry off thy new pan
1615         For dette which thou owest me of old.
                    For debt which thou owest me since long ago.
1616         Whan that thou madest thyn housbonde cokewold,
                    When thou madest thine husband cuckold,
1617         I payde at hoom for thy correccioun."
                    I paid at our court the fine for thy punishment."

1618         "Thou lixt!" quod she, "by my savacioun,
                    "Thou lie!" said she, "by my salvation,
1619         Ne was I nevere er now, wydwe ne wyf,
                    I was never ere now, widow nor wife,
1620         Somoned unto youre court in al my lyf;
                    Summoned unto your court in all my life;
1621         Ne nevere I nas but of my body trewe!
                    Nor was I ever anything but true of my body!
1622         Unto the devel blak and rough of hewe
                    Unto the devil black and rough of appearance
1623         Yeve I thy body and my panne also!"
                    Give I thy body and my pan also!"

1624         And whan the devel herde hire cursen so
                    And when the devil heard her so curse
1625         Upon hir knees, he seyde in this manere,
                    Upon her knees, he said in this manner,
1626         "Now, Mabely, myn owene mooder deere,
                    "Now, Mabely, my own mother dear,
1627         Is this youre wyl in ernest that ye seye?"
                    Is this your will in earnest that you say?"

1628         "The devel," quod she, "so fecche hym er he deye,
                    "The devil," said she, "so fetch him ere he die,
1629         And panne and al, but he wol hym repente!"
                    And pan and all, unless he will repent!"

1630         "Nay, olde stot, that is nat myn entente,"
                    "Nay, old slut, that is not my intention,"
1631         Quod this somonour, "for to repente me
                    Said this summoner, "to repent
1632         For any thyng that I have had of thee.
                    For any thing that I have had of thee.
1633         I wolde I hadde thy smok and every clooth!"
                    I would I had thy smock and every bit of your clothing!"

1634         "Now, brother," quod the devel, "be nat wrooth;
                    "Now, brother," said the devil, "be not angry;
1635         Thy body and this panne been myne by right.
                    Thy body and this pan are mine by right.
1636         Thou shalt with me to helle yet tonyght,
                    Thou shalt go with me to hell yet tonight,
1637         Where thou shalt knowen of oure privetee
                    Where thou shalt know of our secrets
1638         Moore than a maister of dyvynytee."
                    More than a Master of Divinity."
1639         And with that word this foule feend hym hente;
                    And with that word this foul fiend seized him;
1640         Body and soule he with the devel wente
                    Body and soul he with the devil went
1641         Where as that somonours han hir heritage.
                    Where summoners have their heritage.
1642         And God, that maked after his ymage
                    And God, that made after his image
1643         Mankynde, save and gyde us, alle and some,
                    Mankind, save and guide us, one and all,
1644         And leve thise somonours goode men bicome!
                    And grant that these summoners become good men!

1645         Lordynges, I koude han toold yow, quod this Frere,
                    Gentlemen, I could have told you, said this Friar,
1646         Hadde I had leyser for this Somnour heere,
                    Had I had been given time by this Summoner here,
1647         After the text of Crist, Poul, and John,
                    According to the text of Christ, Paul, and John,
1648         And of oure othere doctours many oon,
                    And of our other doctors of the Church many a one,
1649         Swiche peynes that youre hertes myghte agryse,
                    Such pains that your hearts might tremble,
1650         Al be it so no tonge may it devyse,
                    Even though no tongue can describe it,
1651         Thogh that I myghte a thousand wynter telle
                    Though I could for a thousand years tell
1652         The peynes of thilke cursed hous of helle.
                    The pains of that cursed house of hell.
1653         But for to kepe us fro that cursed place,
                    But to keep us from that cursed place,
1654         Waketh and preyeth Jhesu for his grace
                    Keep vigil and pray Jesus for his grace
1655         So kepe us fro the temptour Sathanas.
                    To protect us from the tempter Satan.
1656         Herketh this word! Beth war, as in this cas:
                    Hearken this word! Beware, as in this case:
1657         "The leoun sit in his awayt alway
                    "The lion sits in his ambush always
1658         To sle the innocent, if that he may."
                    To slay the innocent, if he can."
1659         Disposeth ay youre hertes to withstonde
                    Dispose always your hearts to withstand
1660         The feend, that yow wolde make thral and bonde.
                    The fiend, who would make you thrall and enslaved.
1661         He may nat tempte yow over youre myght,
                    He may not tempt you beyond your power,
1662         For Crist wol be youre champion and knyght.
                    For Christ will be your champion and knight.
1663         And prayeth that thise somonours hem repente
                    And pray that these summoners themselves repent
1664         Of hir mysdedes, er that the feend hem hente!
                    Of their misdeeds, ere the fiend seize them!


Heere endeth the Freres Tale