6.2 The Pardoner's Prologue, Introduction, and Tale

The Introduction to the Pardoner's Tale 

The wordes of the Hoost to the Phisicien and Pardoner.

287         Oure Hooste gan to swere as he were wood;
                  Our Host began to swear as if he was crazy;
288         "Harrow!" quod he, "by nayles and by blood!
                  "Alas!" said he, "by (Christ's) nails and by (His) blood!
289         This was a fals cherl and a fals justise.
                  This was a false churl and a false judge.
290         As shameful deeth as herte may devyse
                  As shameful a death as heart can devise
291         Come to thise juges and hire advocatz!
                  Come to these judges and their advocates!
292         Algate this sely mayde is slayn, allas!
                  At any rate, this innocent maid is slain, alas!
293         Allas, to deere boughte she beautee!
                  Alas, too dearly she paid for her beauty!
294         Wherfore I seye al day that men may see
                  Therefore I say that every day men may see
295         That yiftes of Fortune and of Nature
                  That gifts of Fortune and of Nature
296         Been cause of deeth to many a creature.
                  Are cause of death to many a creature.
297         Hire beautee was hire deth, I dar wel sayn.
                  Her beauty was her death, I dare well say.
298         Allas, so pitously as she was slayn!
                  Alas, so pitifully as she was slain!
299         Of bothe yiftes that I speke of now
                  Of both gifts that I speak of now
300         Men han ful ofte moore for harm than prow.
                  Men have very often more harm than benefit.
301         But trewely, myn owene maister deere,
                  But truly, mine own master dear,
302         This is a pitous tale for to heere.
                  This is a pitiful tale to hear.
303         But nathelees, passe over; is no fors.
                  But nonetheless, pass over; is does not matter.
304         I pray to God so save thy gentil cors,
                  I pray to God so save thy gentle body,
305         And eek thyne urynals and thy jurdones,
                  And also thy vessels for analyzing urine and thy flasks,
306         Thyn ypocras, and eek thy galiones,
                  Thine ipocras, and also thy galiones (medicines),
307         And every boyste ful of thy letuarie;
                  And every container full of thy electuaries;
308         God blesse hem, and oure lady Seinte Marie!
                  God bless them, and our lady Saint Mary!
309         So moot I theen, thou art a propre man,
                  As I may prosper, thou art a proper man,
310         And lyk a prelat, by Seint Ronyan!
                  And like a prelate, by Saint Ronyan!
311         Seyde I nat wel? I kan nat speke in terme;
                  Said I not well? I can not speak in technical terms;
312         But wel I woot thou doost myn herte to erme,
                  But well I know thou makes mine heart to grieve so,
313         That I almoost have caught a cardynacle.
                  That I almost have caught a palpitation of the heart.
314         By corpus bones! but I have triacle,
                  By corpus' bones! unless I have medicine,
315         Or elles a draughte of moyste and corny ale,
                  Or else a draught of fresh and strong ale,
316         Or but I heere anon a myrie tale,
                  Or unless I hear right now a merry tale,
317         Myn herte is lost for pitee of this mayde.
                  My heart is lost for pity of this maid.
318         Thou beel amy, thou Pardoner," he sayde,
                  Thou fair friend (rascal), thou Pardoner," he said,
319         "Telle us som myrthe or japes right anon."
                  "Tell us some mirth or comic tales right away."
320         "It shal be doon," quod he, "by Seint Ronyon!
                  "It shall be done," said he, "by Saint Ronyon!
321         But first," quod he, "heere at this alestake
                  But first," said he, "here at this ale stake (tavern sign)
322         I wol bothe drynke and eten of a cake."
                  I will both drink and eat of a cake."
323         But right anon thise gentils gonne to crye,
                  But right away these gentlefolk began to cry,
324         "Nay, lat hym telle us of no ribaudye!
                  "Nay, let him tell us of no ribaldry!
325         Telle us som moral thyng, that we may leere
                  Tell us some moral thing, that we may learn
326         Som wit, and thanne wol we gladly heere."
                  Some useful knowledge, and then will we gladly hear."
327         "I graunte, ywis," quod he, "but I moot thynke
                  "I agree, indeed," said he, "but I must think
328         Upon som honest thyng while that I drynke."
                  About some respectable thing while I drink."


The Pardoner's Prologue

Heere folweth the Prologe of the Pardoners Tale.

Radix malorum est Cupiditas: Ad Thimotheum, 6°.
[Greed is the root of evils: Paul's Epistle to Timothy, chapter 6.]

329         "Lordynges," quod he, "in chirches whan I preche,
                 "Gentlemen," he said, "in churches when I preach,
330         I peyne me to han an hauteyn speche,
                 I take pains to have a loud voice,
331         And rynge it out as round as gooth a belle,
                 And ring it out as round as goes a belle,
332         For I kan al by rote that I telle.
                 For I know all by rote that I tell.
333         My theme is alwey oon, and evere was --
                 My theme is always the same, and ever was --
334         Radix malorum est Cupiditas.
                 'Greed is the root of all evil.'
335         "First I pronounce whennes that I come,
                 "First I pronounce from whence I come,
336         And thanne my bulles shewe I, alle and some.
                 And then my papal bulls I show, each and every one.
337         Oure lige lordes seel on my patente,
                 Our liege lord's seal on my letter of authorization,
338         That shewe I first, my body to warente,
                 I show that first, to protect my body,
339         That no man be so boold, ne preest ne clerk,
                 So that no man be so bold, neither priest nor clerk,
340         Me to destourbe of Cristes hooly werk.
                 To hinder me from (doing) Christ's holy work.
341         And after that thanne telle I forth my tales;
                 And after that then I tell forth my tales;
342         Bulles of popes and of cardynales,
                 Indulgences of popes and of cardinals,
343         Of patriarkes and bishopes I shewe,
                 Of patriarchs and bishops I show,
344         And in Latyn I speke a wordes fewe,
                 And in Latin I speak a few words,
345         To saffron with my predicacioun,
                 With which to add spice to my preaching,
346         And for to stire hem to devocioun.
                 And to stir them to devotion.
347         Thanne shewe I forth my longe cristal stones,
                 Then I show forth my long crystal stones,
348         Ycrammed ful of cloutes and of bones --
                 Crammed full of rags and of bones --
349         Relikes been they, as wenen they echoon.
                 Relics they are, as suppose they each one.
350         Thanne have I in latoun a sholder-boon
                 Then I have mounted in latten (brass-like alloy) a shoulder-bone
351         Which that was of an hooly Jewes sheep.
                 Which was of a holy Jew's sheep.
352         `Goode men,' I seye, `taak of my wordes keep;
                 `Good men,' I say, `take heed of my words;
353         If that this boon be wasshe in any welle,
                 If this bone be washed in any well,
354         If cow, or calf, or sheep, or oxe swelle
                 If cow, or calf, or sheep, or ox swell
355         That any worm hath ete, or worm ystonge,
                 That any worm has eaten, or worm stung,
356         Taak water of that welle and wassh his tonge,
                 Take water of that well and wash its tongue,
357         And it is hool anon; and forthermoore,
                 And it is whole right away; and furthermore,
358         Of pokkes and of scabbe, and every soore
                 Of pocks and of scab, and every sore
359         Shal every sheep be hool that of this welle
                 Every sheep shall be whole that of this well
360         Drynketh a draughte. Taak kep eek what I telle:
                 Drinks a draft. Take heed also what I say:
361         If that the good-man that the beestes oweth
                 If the householder who owns the beasts
362         Wol every wyke, er that the cok hym croweth,
                 Will every week, before the cock crows,
363         Fastynge, drynken of this welle a draughte,
                 Fasting, drink of this well a draft,
364         As thilke hooly Jew oure eldres taughte,
                 As that same holy Jew taught our elders,
365         His beestes and his stoor shal multiplie.
                 His beasts and his possessions shall multiply.
366         `And, sires, also it heeleth jalousie;
                 `And, sirs, it also heals jealousy;
367         For though a man be falle in jalous rage,
                 For though a man be fallen in jealous rage,
368         Lat maken with this water his potage,
                 Have his potage made with this water,
369         And nevere shal he moore his wyf mystriste,
                 And he shall never more mistrust his wife,
370         Though he the soothe of hir defaute wiste,
                 Though he knew the truth of her misdeed,
371         Al had she taken prestes two or thre.
                 Although she had taken two or three priests.
372         `Heere is a miteyn eek, that ye may se.
                 `Here is a mitten also, that you may see.
373         He that his hand wol putte in this mitayn,
                 He that will put his hand in this mitten,
374         He shal have multipliyng of his grayn,
                 He shall have multiplying of his grain,
375         Whan he hath sowen, be it whete or otes,
                 When he has sown, be it wheat or oats,
376         So that he offre pens, or elles grotes.
                 Providing that he offer pennies, or else fourpences.
377         `Goode men and wommen, o thyng warne I yow:
                 `Good men and women, one thing I warn you:
378         If any wight be in this chirche now
                 If any person be in this church now
379         That hath doon synne horrible, that he
                 Who has done such horrible sin, that he
380         Dar nat, for shame, of it yshryven be,
                 Dare not, for shame, be confessed of it,
381         Or any womman, be she yong or old,
                 Or any woman, be she young or old,
382         That hath ymaked hir housbonde cokewold,
                 Who has made her husband cuckold,
383         Swich folk shal have no power ne no grace
                 Such folk shall have no power nor no grace
384         To offren to my relikes in this place.
                 To offer to my relics in this place.
385         And whoso fyndeth hym out of swich blame,
                 And whoever finds himself out of such blame,
386         He wol come up and offre a Goddes name,
                 He will come up and offer in God's name,
387         And I assoille him by the auctoritee
                 And I will absolve him by the authority
388         Which that by bulle ygraunted was to me.'
                 Which by papal bull was granted to me.'

389         "By this gaude have I wonne, yeer by yeer,
                 "By this trick have I won, year after year,
390         An hundred mark sith I was pardoner.
                 An hundred marks since I was pardoner.
391         I stonde lyk a clerk in my pulpet,
                 I stand like a clerk in my pulpit,
392         And whan the lewed peple is doun yset,
                 And when the ignorant people are set down,
393         I preche so as ye han herd bifoore
                 I preach as you have heard before
394         And telle an hundred false japes moore.
                 And tell a hundred more false tales.
395         Thanne peyne I me to strecche forth the nekke,
                 Then I take pains to stretch forth the neck,
396         And est and west upon the peple I bekke,
                 And east and west upon the people I nod,
397         As dooth a dowve sittynge on a berne.
                 As does a dove sitting on a barn.
398         Myne handes and my tonge goon so yerne
                 My hands and my tongue go so quickly
399         That it is joye to se my bisynesse.
                 That it is joy to see my business.
400         Of avarice and of swich cursednesse
                 Of avarice and of such cursedness
401         Is al my prechyng, for to make hem free
                 Is all my preaching, to make them generous
402         To yeven hir pens, and namely unto me.
                 To give their pennies, and namely unto me.
403         For myn entente is nat but for to wynne,
                 For my intention is only to make a profit,
404         And nothyng for correccioun of synne.
                 And not at all for correction of sin.
405         I rekke nevere, whan that they been beryed,
                 I care not a bit, when they are buried,
406         Though that hir soules goon a-blakeberyed!
                 Though their souls go picking blackberries!
407         For certes, many a predicacioun
                 For certainly, many a sermon
408         Comth ofte tyme of yvel entencioun;
                 Comes often times from an evil intention;
409         Som for plesance of folk and flaterye,
                 Some for pleasure of folk and flattery,
410         To been avaunced by ypocrisye,
                 To be advanced by hypocrisy,
411         And som for veyne glorie, and som for hate.
                 And some for vain glory, and some for hate.
412         For whan I dar noon oother weyes debate,
                 For when I dare debate no other ways,
413         Thanne wol I stynge hym with my tonge smerte
                 Then I will sting him with my sharp tongue
414         In prechyng, so that he shal nat asterte
                 In preaching, so that he shall not escape
415         To been defamed falsly, if that he
                 To be defamed falsely, if he
416         Hath trespased to my bretheren or to me.
                 Has trespassed to my brethren or to me.
417         For though I telle noght his propre name,
                 For though I tell not his proper name,
418         Men shal wel knowe that it is the same,
                 Men shall well know that it is the same,
419         By signes, and by othere circumstances.
                 By signs, and by other details.
420         Thus quyte I folk that doon us displesances;
                 Thus I repay folk who make trouble for us pardoners;
421         Thus spitte I out my venym under hewe
                 Thus I spit out my venom under hue
422         Of hoolynesse, to semen hooly and trewe.
                 Of holinesses, to seem holy and true.

423         "But shortly myn entente I wol devyse:
                 "But shortly my intention I will tell:
424         I preche of no thyng but for coveityse.
                 I preach of nothing but for greed.
425         Therfore my theme is yet, and evere was,
                 Therefore my theme is yet, and ever was,
426         Radix malorum est Cupiditas.
                 `Greed is the root of all evil.'
427         Thus kan I preche agayn that same vice
                 Thus I can preach against that same vice
428         Which that I use, and that is avarice.
                 Which I use, and that is avarice.
429         But though myself be gilty in that synne,
                 But though myself be guilty of that sin,
430         Yet kan I maken oother folk to twynne
                 Yet I can make other folk to turn away
431         From avarice and soore to repente.
                 From avarice and bitterly to repent.
432         But that is nat my principal entente;
                 But that is not my principal intention;
433         I preche nothyng but for coveitise.
                 I preach nothing but for greed.
434         Of this mateere it oghte ynogh suffise.
                 Concerning this matter this ought to be enough.

435         "Thanne telle I hem ensamples many oon
                 "Then I tell them illustrative tales many a one
436         Of olde stories longe tyme agoon.
                 Of old stories from long time ago.
437         For lewed peple loven tales olde;
                 For ignorant people love old tales;
438         Swiche thynges kan they wel reporte and holde.
                 Such things they can well repeat and hold in memory.
439         What, trowe ye, that whiles I may preche,
                 What, do you suppose, that while I can preach,
440         And wynne gold and silver for I teche,
                 And win gold and silver because I teach,
441         That I wol lyve in poverte wilfully?
                 That I will live in poverty voluntarily?
442         Nay, nay, I thoghte it nevere, trewely!
                 Nay, nay, I never thought it, truly!
443         For I wol preche and begge in sondry landes;
                 For I will preach and beg in various lands;
444         I wol nat do no labour with myne handes,
                 I will not do any labor with my hands,
445         Ne make baskettes and lyve therby,
                 Nor make baskets and live thereby,
446         By cause I wol nat beggen ydelly.
                 Because I will not beg idly.
447         I wol noon of the apostles countrefete;
                 I will imitate none of the apostles;
448         I wol have moneie, wolle, chese, and whete,
                 I will have money, wool, cheese, and wheat,
449         Al were it yeven of the povereste page,
                 Although it were given by the poorest servant boy,
450         Or of the povereste wydwe in a village,
                 Or by the poorest widow in a village,
451         Al sholde hir children sterve for famyne.
                 Even though her children should die of hunger.
452         Nay, I wol drynke licour of the vyne
                 Nay, I will drink liquor of the vine
453         And have a joly wenche in every toun.
                 And have a pretty wench in every town.
454         But herkneth, lordynges, in conclusioun:
                 But listen, gentlemen, in conclusion:
455         Youre likyng is that I shal telle a tale.
                 Your desire is that I shall tell a tale.
456         Now have I dronke a draughte of corny ale,
                 Now I have drunk a draft of strong ale,
457         By God, I hope I shal yow telle a thyng
                 By God, I hope I shall tell you a thing
458         That shal by reson been at youre likyng.
                 That shall, for good reason, be to your liking.
459         For though myself be a ful vicious man,
                 For though myself be a very vicious man,
460         A moral tale yet I yow telle kan,
                 Yet I can tell you a moral tale,
461         Which I am wont to preche for to wynne.
                 Which I am accustomed to preach in order to profit.
462         Now hoold youre pees! My tale I wol bigynne."
                 Now hold your peace! My tale I will begin."


The Pardoner's Tale 

Heere bigynneth the Pardoners Tale.

463         In Flaundres whilom was a compaignye
                 In Flanders once was a company
464         Of yonge folk that haunteden folye,
                 Of young folk who practiced folly,
465         As riot, hasard, stywes, and tavernes,
                Such as debauchery, gambling, brothels, and taverns,
466         Where as with harpes, lutes, and gyternes,
                 Where with harps, lutes, and guitars,
467         They daunce and pleyen at dees bothe day and nyght,
                 They dance and play at dice both day and night,
468         And eten also and drynken over hir myght,
                 And also eat and drink beyond their capacity,
469         Thurgh which they doon the devel sacrifise
                 Through which they do the devil sacrifice
470         Withinne that develes temple in cursed wise
                 Within that devil's temple in cursed manner
471         By superfluytee abhomynable.
                 By abominable excess.
472         Hir othes been so grete and so dampnable
                 Their oaths are so great and so damnable
473         That it is grisly for to heere hem swere.
                 That it is grisly to hear them swear.
474         Oure blissed Lordes body they totere --
                 Our blessed Lord's body they tore in pieces --
475         Hem thoughte that Jewes rente hym noght ynough --
                 They thought that the Jews did not tear him enough --
476         And ech of hem at otheres synne lough.
                 And each of them laughed at the other's sin.
477         And right anon thanne comen tombesteres
                 And right away then come dancing girls
478         Fetys and smale, and yonge frutesteres,
                 Elegantly shaped and slim, and girls selling fruits,
479         Syngeres with harpes, baudes, wafereres,
                 Singers with harps, bawds, girls selling wafers,
480         Whiche been the verray develes officeres
                 Which are the very devil's officers
481         To kyndle and blowe the fyr of lecherye,
                 To kindle and blow the fire of lechery,
482         That is annexed unto glotonye.
                 That is joined unto gluttony.
483         The hooly writ take I to my witnesse
                 The Bible I take as my witness
484         That luxurie is in wyn and dronkenesse.
                 That lechery is in wine and drunkenness.

485         Lo, how that dronken Looth, unkyndely,
                 Lo, how that drunken Lot, unnaturally,
486         Lay by his doghtres two, unwityngly;
                 Lay by his two daughters, unwittingly;
487         So dronke he was, he nyste what he wroghte.
                 So drunk he was, he knew not what he did.
488         Herodes, whoso wel the stories soghte,
                 Herod, whoever should seek well the histories (would learn),
489         Whan he of wyn was repleet at his feeste,
                 When he was filled with wine at his feast,
490         Right at his owene table he yaf his heeste
                 Right at his own table he gave his command
491         To sleen the Baptist John, ful giltelees.
                 To slay John the Baptist, full guiltless.

492         Senec seith a good word doutelees;
                 Seneca says a good word, doubtless;
493         He seith he kan no difference fynde
                 He says he can find no difference
494         Bitwix a man that is out of his mynde
                 Between a man that is out of his mind
495         And a man which that is dronkelewe,
                 And a man that is drunk,
496         But that woodnesse, yfallen in a shrewe,
                 Except that madness, fallen in an evil person,
497         Persevereth lenger than doth dronkenesse.
                 Lasts longer than does drunkenness.
498         O glotonye, ful of cursednesse!
                 O gluttony, full of cursedness!
499         O cause first of oure confusioun!
                 O first cause of our ruin!
500         O original of oure dampnacioun,
                 O origin of our damnation,
501         Til Crist hadde boght us with his blood agayn!
                 Until Christ had bought us with his blood again!
502         Lo, how deere, shortly for to sayn,
                 Lo, how dearly, shortly to say,
503         Aboght was thilke cursed vileynye!
                 Was bought that same cursed villainy!
504         Corrupt was al this world for glotonye.
                 Corrupt was all this world for gluttony.

505         Adam oure fader, and his wyf also,
                 Adam our fader, and his wife also,
506         Fro Paradys to labour and to wo
                 From Paradise to labor and to woe
507         Were dryven for that vice, it is no drede.
                 Were driven for that vice, there is no doubt.
508         For whil that Adam fasted, as I rede,
                 For while Adam fasted, as I read,
509         He was in Paradys; and whan that he
                 He was in Paradise; and when he
510         Eet of the fruyt deffended on the tree,
                 Ate of the forbidden fruit on the tree,
511         Anon he was out cast to wo and peyne.
                 Immediately he was cast out to woe and pain.
512         O glotonye, on thee wel oghte us pleyne!
                 O gluttony, on thee well we ought to complain!
513         O, wiste a man how manye maladyes
                 O, if a man knew how many evils
514         Folwen of excesse and of glotonyes,
                 Follow of excess and of gluttony,
515         He wolde been the moore mesurable
                 He would be the more moderate
516         Of his diete, sittynge at his table.
                 Of his diet, sitting at his table.
517         Allas, the shorte throte, the tendre mouth,
                 Alas, the short throat, the tender mouth,
518         Maketh that est and west and north and south,
                 Makes that east and west and north and south,
519         In erthe, in eir, in water, men to swynke
                 In earth, in air, in water, men work
520         To gete a glotoun deyntee mete and drynke!
                 To get a glutton dainty food and drink!
521         Of this matiere, O Paul, wel kanstow trete:
                 Of this matter, O Paul, well can thou treat
522         "Mete unto wombe, and wombe eek unto mete,
                 "Food unto belly, and belly also unto food,
523         Shal God destroyen bothe," as Paulus seith.
                 God shall destroy both," as Paul says.
524         Allas, a foul thyng is it, by my feith,
                 Alas, a foul thing it is, by my faith,
525         To seye this word, and fouler is the dede,
                 To say this word, and fouler is the deed,
526         Whan man so drynketh of the white and rede
                 When man so drinks of the white and red
527         That of his throte he maketh his pryvee
                 That he makes his privy of his throat
528         Thurgh thilke cursed superfluitee.
                 Through that same cursed excess.

529         The apostel wepyng seith ful pitously,
                 The apostle weeping says full piteously,
530         "Ther walken manye of whiche yow toold have I --
                 "There walk many of whom I have told you --
531         I seye it now wepyng, with pitous voys --
                 I say it now weeping, with piteous voice --
532         They been enemys of Cristes croys,
                 They are enemies of Christ's cross,
533         Of whiche the ende is deeth; wombe is hir god!"
                 Of which the end is death; belly is their god!"
534         O wombe! O bely! O stynkyng cod,
                 O gut! O belly! O stinking bag,
535         Fulfilled of dong and of corrupcioun!
                 Filled with dung and with corruption!
536         At either ende of thee foul is the soun.
                 At either end of thee the sound is foul.
537         How greet labour and cost is thee to fynde!
                 How great labor and cost it is to feed thee!
538         Thise cookes, how they stampe, and streyne, and grynde,
                 These cooks, how they pound, and strain, and grind,
539         And turnen substaunce into accident
                 And turn substance into outward appearance
540         To fulfille al thy likerous talent!
                 To fulfill all thy gluttonous desire!
541         Out of the harde bones knokke they
                 Out of the hard bones they knock
542         The mary, for they caste noght awey
                 The marrow, for they throw nothing away
543         That may go thurgh the golet softe and swoote.
                 That may go through the gullet softly and sweetly.
544         Of spicerie of leef, and bark, and roote
                 Of seasonings of leaf, and bark, and root
545         Shal been his sauce ymaked by delit,
                 Shall his sauce be made for delight,
546         To make hym yet a newer appetit.
                 To make him yet a newer appetite.
547         But, certes, he that haunteth swiche delices
                 But, certainly, he who habitually seeks such delicacies
548         Is deed, whil that he lyveth in tho vices.
                 Is dead, while he lives in those vices.

549         A lecherous thyng is wyn, and dronkenesse
                 A lecherous thing is wine, and drunkenness
550         Is ful of stryvyng and of wrecchednesse.
                 Is full of striving and of wretchedness.
551         O dronke man, disfigured is thy face,
                 O drunken man, disfigured is thy face,
552         Sour is thy breeth, foul artow to embrace,
                 Sour is thy breath, foul art thou to embrace,
553         And thurgh thy dronke nose semeth the soun
                 And through thy drunken nose the sound seems
554         As though thou seydest ay "Sampsoun, Sampsoun!"
                 As though thou said always "Sampson, Sampson!"
555         And yet, God woot, Sampsoun drank nevere no wyn.
                 And yet, God knows, Sampson never drank any wine.
556         Thou fallest as it were a styked swyn;
                 Thou fallest like a stuck pig;
557         Thy tonge is lost, and al thyn honeste cure,
                 Thy tongue is lost, and all thy care for decency,
558         For dronkenesse is verray sepulture
                 For drunkenness is truly the sepulcher
559         Of mannes wit and his discrecioun.
                 Of man's wit and his discretion.
560         In whom that drynke hath dominacioun
                 In whom drink has domination
561         He kan no conseil kepe; it is no drede.
                 He can keep no secrets; there is no doubt.
562         Now kepe yow fro the white and fro the rede,
                 Now guard yourself from the white and from the red,
563         And namely fro the white wyn of Lepe
                 And namely from the white wine of Lepe
564         That is to selle in Fysshstrete or in Chepe.
                 That is for sale in Fishstreet or in Cheapside.
565         This wyn of Spaigne crepeth subtilly
                 This wine of Spain creeps subtly
566         In othere wynes, growynge faste by,
                 Into other wines, growing near by,
567         Of which ther ryseth swich fumositee
                 Of which there rise such bodily vapors
568         That whan a man hath dronken draughtes thre,
                 That when a man has drunk three drafts,
569         And weneth that he be at hoom in Chepe,
                 And supposes that he is at home in Cheapside,
570         He is in Spaigne, right at the toune of Lepe --
                 He is in Spain, right at the town of Lepe --
571         Nat at the Rochele, ne at Burdeux toun --
                 Not at La Rochelle, nor at Bordeaux town --
572         And thanne wol he seye "Sampsoun, Sampsoun!"
                 And then will he say "Sampson, Sampson!"

573         But herkneth, lordynges, o word, I yow preye,
                 But listen, gentlemen, one word, I pray you,
574         That alle the sovereyn actes, dar I seye,
                 That all the great deeds, I dare say,
575         Of victories in the Olde Testament,
                 Of victories in the Old Testament,
576         Thurgh verray God, that is omnipotent,
                 Through true God, who is omnipotent,
577         Were doon in abstinence and in preyere.
                 Were done in abstinence and in prayer.
578         Looketh the Bible, and ther ye may it leere.
                 Look in the Bible, and there you can learn it.

579         Looke, Attilla, the grete conquerour,
                 Consider how Attila, the great conqueror,
580         Deyde in his sleep, with shame and dishonour,
                 Died in his sleep, with shame and dishonor,
581         Bledynge ay at his nose in dronkenesse.
                 Bleeding ever at his nose in drunkenness.
582         A capitayn sholde lyve in sobrenesse.
                 A captain should live in sobriety.
583         And over al this, avyseth yow right wel
                 And beyond all this, consider right well
584         What was comaunded unto Lamuel --
                 What was commanded unto Lamuel --
585         Nat Samuel, but Lamuel, seye I;
                 Not Samuel, but Lamuel, I say;
586         Redeth the Bible, and fynde it expresly
                 Read the Bible, and find it explicitly
587         Of wyn-yevyng to hem that han justise.
                 About giving wine to those that have the duty of doing justice.
588         Namoore of this, for it may wel suffise.
                 No more of this, for it may well suffice.

589         And now that I have spoken of glotonye,
                 And now that I have spoken of gluttony,
590         Now wol I yow deffenden hasardrye.
                 Now I will forbid you gambling.
591         Hasard is verray mooder of lesynges,
                 Dicing is the true mother of lies,
592         And of deceite, and cursed forswerynges,
                 And of deceit, and cursed perjuries,
593         Blaspheme of Crist, manslaughtre, and wast also
                 Blasphemy of Christ, manslaughter, and waste also
594         Of catel and of tyme; and forthermo,
                 Of possessions and of time; and furthermore,
595         It is repreeve and contrarie of honour
                 It is a disgrace and contrary to honor
596         For to ben holde a commune hasardour.
                 To be considered a common dice player.
597         And ever the hyer he is of estaat,
                 And ever the higher he is of estate,
598         The moore is he yholden desolaat.
                 The more is he considered abandoned (to shame).
599         If that a prynce useth hasardrye,
                 If a prince plays at dicing,
600         In alle governaunce and policye
                 In all governance and policy
601         He is, as by commune opinioun,
                 He is, by common opinion,
602         Yholde the lasse in reputacioun.
                 Held the less in reputation.

603         Stilboun, that was a wys embassadour,
                 Stilboun, who was a wise ambassador,
604         Was sent to Corynthe in ful greet honour
                 Was sent to Corinth in very great honor
605         Fro Lacidomye to make hire alliaunce.
                 From Sparta to make their alliance.
606         And whan he cam, hym happede, par chaunce,
                 And when he came, it happened, by chance,
607         That alle the gretteste that were of that lond,
                 That all the greatest men that were of that land,
608         Pleyynge atte hasard he hem fond.
                 Playing at dice he found them.
609         For which, as soone as it myghte be,
                 For which, as soon as it could be,
610         He stal hym hoom agayn to his contree,
                 He stole home again to his country,
611         And seyde, "Ther wol I nat lese my name,
                 And said, "There I will not lose my reputation,
612         Ne I wol nat take on me so greet defame,
                 Nor will I take on me so great infamy,
613         Yow for to allie unto none hasardours.
                 To ally you unto any dice-players.
614         Sendeth othere wise embassadours;
                 Send other wise ambassadors;
615         For, by my trouthe, me were levere dye
                 For, by my troth, I would rather die
616         Than I yow sholde to hasardours allye.
                 Than I should ally you to dice-players.
617         For ye, that been so glorious in honours,
                 For you, that are so glorious in honors,
618         Shul nat allyen yow with hasardours
                 Shall not ally yourselves with dice-players
619         As by my wyl, ne as by my tretee."
                 By my will, nor by my negotiation."
620         This wise philosophre, thus seyde hee.
                 This wise philosopher, thus said he.

621         Looke eek that to the kyng Demetrius
                 Consider also that to the king Demetrius
622         The kyng of Parthes, as the book seith us,
                 The king of Parthia, as the book tells us,
623         Sente him a paire of dees of gold in scorn,
                 Sent him a pair of dice of gold in scorn,
624         For he hadde used hasard ther-biforn;
                 Because he had played at dicing before that;
625         For which he heeld his glorie or his renoun
                 For which he held his glory or his renown
626         At no value or reputacioun.
                 At no value or esteem.
627         Lordes may fynden oother maner pley
                 Lords may find other sorts of play
628         Honest ynough to dryve the day awey.
                 Respectable enough to pass the time.

629         Now wol I speke of othes false and grete
                 Now will I speak of oaths false and great
630         A word or two, as olde bookes trete.
                 A word or two, as old books treat them.
631         Gret sweryng is a thyng abhominable,
                 Great swearing is an abominable thing,
632         And fals sweryng is yet moore reprevable.
                 And false swearing is yet more worthy of reproof.
633         The heighe God forbad sweryng at al,
                 The high God forbad swearing at al,
634         Witnesse on Mathew; but in special
                 Witness on Matthew; but in special
635         Of sweryng seith the hooly Jeremye,
                 Of swearing says the holy Jeremiah,
636         "Thou shalt swere sooth thyne othes, and nat lye,
                 "Thou shall swear truly thine oaths, and not lie,
637         And swere in doom and eek in rightwisnesse";
                 And in judgement and also in righteousness";
638         But ydel sweryng is a cursednesse.
                 But idle swearing is a cursed thing.
639         Bihoold and se that in the firste table
                 Behold and see that in the first three
640         Of heighe Goddes heestes honurable,
                 Of high God's honorable commandments,
641         Hou that the seconde heeste of hym is this:
                 How the second of his commands is this:
642         "Take nat my name in ydel or amys."
                 "Take not my name in vain nor amiss."
643         Lo, rather he forbedeth swich sweryng
                 Lo, he forbids such swearing rather
644         Than homycide or many a cursed thyng;
                 Than homicide or many a cursed thing;
645         I seye that, as by ordre, thus it stondeth;
                 I say that, so far as order is concerned, thus it stands;
646         This knoweth, that his heestes understondeth,
                 He who understands his commandments knows this,
647         How that the seconde heeste of God is that.
                 How that is the second command of God.
648         And forther over, I wol thee telle al plat
                 And furthermore, I will tell thee flatly
649         That vengeance shal nat parten from his hous
                 That vengeance shall not part from his house
650         That of his othes is to outrageous.
                 Who of his oaths is too excessive.
651         "By Goddes precious herte," and "By his nayles,"
                 "By God's precious heart," and "By his nails,"
652         And "By the blood of Crist that is in Hayles,
                 And "By the blood of Christ that is in Hales Abbey,
653         Sevene is my chaunce, and thyn is cynk and treye!"
                 Seven is my number, and thine is five and three!"
654         "By Goddes armes, if thou falsly pleye,
                 "By God's arms, if thou falsely play,
655         This daggere shal thurghout thyn herte go!" --
                 This dagger shall go throughout thy heart!" --
656         This fruyt cometh of the bicched bones two,
                 This fruit comes of the two cursed dice,
657         Forsweryng, ire, falsnesse, homycide.
                 Perjury, anger, falseness, homicide.
658         Now, for the love of Crist, that for us dyde,
                 Now, for the love of Christ, who for us died,
659         Lete youre othes, bothe grete and smale.
                 Leave your oaths, both great and small.
660         But, sires, now wol I telle forth my tale.
                 But, sirs, now will I tell forth my tale.

661         Thise riotoures thre of whiche I telle,
                 These three rioters of whom I tell,
662         Longe erst er prime rong of any belle,
                 Long before prime rang of any bell,
663         Were set hem in a taverne to drynke,
                 Had set themselves in a tavern to drink,
664         And as they sat, they herde a belle clynke
                 And as they sat, they heard a bell clink
665         Biforn a cors, was caried to his grave.
                 Before a corpse, which was carried to its grave.
666         That oon of hem gan callen to his knave:
                 The one of them did call to his servant:
667         "Go bet," quod he, "and axe redily
                 "Go quickly," he said, "and ask at once
668         What cors is this that passeth heer forby;
                 What corpse is this that passes by here;
669         And looke that thou reporte his name weel."
                 And see that thou report his name correctly."

670         "Sire," quod this boy, "it nedeth never-a-deel;
                 "Sir," said this boy, "that is not at all necessary;
671         It was me toold er ye cam heer two houres.
                 It was told me two hours before you came here.
672         He was, pardee, an old felawe of youres,
                 He was, indeed, an old fellow of yours,
673         And sodeynly he was yslayn to-nyght,
                 And suddenly he was slain last night,
674         Fordronke, as he sat on his bench upright.
                 Completely drunk, as he sat on his bench upright.
675         Ther cam a privee theef men clepeth Deeth,
                 There came a stealthy thief men call Death,
676         That in this contree al the peple sleeth,
                 Who slays all the people in this country,
677         And with his spere he smoot his herte atwo,
                 And with his spear he struck his heart in two,
678         And wente his wey withouten wordes mo.
                 And went his way without more words.
679         He hath a thousand slayn this pestilence.
                 He has slain a thousand (during) this pestilence.
680         And, maister, er ye come in his presence,
                 And, master, before you come in his presence,
681         Me thynketh that it were necessarie
                 It seems to me that it would be necessary
682         For to be war of swich an adversarie.
                 To beware of such an adversary.
683         Beth redy for to meete hym everemoore;
                 Always be ready to meet him;
684         Thus taughte me my dame; I sey namoore."
                 Thus taught me my mother; I say no more."
685         "By Seinte Marie!" seyde this taverner,
                 "By Saint Mary!" said this tavern-keeper,
686         "The child seith sooth, for he hath slayn this yeer,
                 "The child says truth, for he has slain this year,
687         Henne over a mile, withinne a greet village,
                 Over a mile from here, within a great village,
688         Bothe man and womman, child, and hyne, and page;
                 Both man and woman, child, and laborer, and servant boy;
689         I trowe his habitacioun be there.
                 I suppose his habitation is there.
690         To been avysed greet wysdom it were,
                 It would be great wisdom to be forewarned,
691         Er that he dide a man a dishonour."
                 Before he did a man any harm."

692         "Ye, Goddes armes!" quod this riotour,
                 "Yea, God's arms!" said this rioter,
693         "Is it swich peril with hym for to meete?
                 "Is it such peril to meet with him?
694         I shal hym seke by wey and eek by strete,
                 I shall seek him by path-way and also by street (everywhere),
695         I make avow to Goddes digne bones!
                 I make a vow to God's honorable bones!
696         Herkneth, felawes, we thre been al ones;
                 Listen, fellows, we three are all agreed;
697         Lat ech of us holde up his hand til oother,
                 Let each of us hold up his hand to other,
698         And ech of us bicomen otheres brother,
                 And each of us become the others' brother,
699         And we wol sleen this false traytour Deeth.
                 And we will slay this false traitor Death.
700         He shal be slayn, he that so manye sleeth,
                 He shall be slain, he who slays so many,
701         By Goddes dignitee, er it be nyght!"
                 By God's dignity, before it be night!"

702         Togidres han thise thre hir trouthes plight
                 Together have these three pledged their troths
703         To lyve and dyen ech of hem for oother,
                 To live and die each of them for other,
704         As though he were his owene ybore brother.
                 As though he were his own born brother.
705         And up they stirte, al dronken in this rage,
                 And up they leaped, all drunken in this rage,
706         And forth they goon towardes that village
                 And forth they go towards that village
707         Of which the taverner hadde spoke biforn.
                 Of which the tavern-keeper had spoken before.
708         And many a grisly ooth thanne han they sworn,
                 And many a grisly oath then have they sworn,
709         And Cristes blessed body they torente --
                 And Christ's blessed body they tore to pieces --
710         Deeth shal be deed, if that they may hym hente!
                 Death shall be dead, if they can catch him!

711         Whan they han goon nat fully half a mile,
                 When they have gone not fully half a mile,
712         Right as they wolde han troden over a stile,
                 Right as they would have stepped over a fence,
713         An oold man and a povre with hem mette.
                 An old and poor man met with them.
714         This olde man ful mekely hem grette,
                 This old man full meekly greeted them,
715         And seyde thus, "Now, lordes, God yow see!"
                 And said thus, "Now, lords, may God look after you!"

716         The proudeste of thise riotoures three
                 The proudest of these three rioters
717         Answerde agayn, "What, carl, with sory grace!
                 Answered in reply, "What, churl, bad luck to you!
718         Why artow al forwrapped save thy face?
                 Why art thou all wrapped up except for thy face?
719         Why lyvestow so longe in so greet age?"
                 Why live thou so long in such old age?"

720         This olde man gan looke in his visage,
                 This old man did look in his face,
721         And seyde thus: "For I ne kan nat fynde
                 And said thus: "Because I can not find
722         A man, though that I walked into Ynde,
                 A man, though I walked to India,
723         Neither in citee ne in no village,
                 Neither in city nor in any village,
724         That wolde chaunge his youthe for myn age;
                 That would change his youth for my age;
725         And therfore moot I han myn age stille,
                 And therefore I must have my age still,
726         As longe tyme as it is Goddes wille.
                 As long a time as it is God's will.
727         Ne Deeth, allas, ne wol nat han my lyf.
                 Nor Death, alas, will not have my life.
728         Thus walke I, lyk a restelees kaityf,
                 Thus I walk, like a restless wretch,
729         And on the ground, which is my moodres gate,
                 And on the ground, which is my mother's gate,
730         I knokke with my staf, bothe erly and late,
                 I knock with my staff, both early and late,
731         And seye `Leeve mooder, leet me in!
                 And say `Dear mother, let me in!
732         Lo how I vanysshe, flessh, and blood, and skyn!
                 Lo how I waste away, flesh, and blood, and skin!
733         Allas, whan shul my bones been at reste?
                 Alas, when shall my bones be at rest?
734         Mooder, with yow wolde I chaunge my cheste
                 Mother, with you would I exchange my strongbox
735         That in my chambre longe tyme hath be,
                 That in my chamber long time has been,
736         Ye, for an heyre clowt to wrappe me!'
                 Yea, for an hair shirt to wrap me!'
737         But yet to me she wol nat do that grace,
                 But yet to me she will not do that favor,
738         For which ful pale and welked is my face.
                 For which full pale and withered is my face.

739         "But, sires, to yow it is no curteisye
                 "But, sirs, to you it is no courtesy
740         To speken to an old man vileynye,
                 To speak rudeness to an old man,
741         But he trespasse in word or elles in dede.
                 Unless he trespass in word or else in deed.
742         In Hooly Writ ye may yourself wel rede:
                 In Holy Writ you may yourself well read:
743         `Agayns an oold man, hoor upon his heed,
                 `In the presence of an old man, gray upon his head,
744         Ye sholde arise;' wherfore I yeve yow reed,
                 You should rise;' therefore I give you advice,
745         Ne dooth unto an oold man noon harm now,
                 Do no harm now unto an old man,
746         Namoore than that ye wolde men did to yow
                 No more than you would want men to do to you
747         In age, if that ye so longe abyde.
                 In old age, if you live so long.
748         And God be with yow, where ye go or ryde!
                 And God be with you, wherever you walk or ride!
749         I moot go thider as I have to go."
                 I must go thither where I have to go."

750         "Nay, olde cherl, by God, thou shalt nat so,"
                 "Nay, old churl, by God, thou shall not so,"
751         Seyde this oother hasardour anon;
                 Said this other dice-player quickly;
752         "Thou partest nat so lightly, by Seint John!
                 "Thou depart not so quickly, by Saint John!
753         Thou spak right now of thilke traytour Deeth.
                 Thou spoke right now of that same traitor Death.
754         That in this contree alle oure freendes sleeth.
                 That slays all our friends in this country.
755         Have heer my trouthe, as thou art his espye,
                 Have here my pledge, as thou art his spy,
756         Telle where he is or thou shalt it abye,
                 Tell where he is or thou shall pay for it,
757         By God and by the hooly sacrement!
                 By God and by the holy sacrament!
758         For soothly thou art oon of his assent
                 For truly thou art in league with him
759         To sleen us yonge folk, thou false theef!"
                 To slay us young folk, thou false thief!"

760         "Now, sires," quod he, "if that yow be so leef
                 "Now, sirs," said he, "if you are so eager
761         To fynde Deeth, turne up this croked wey,
                 To find Death, turn up this crooked way,
762         For in that grove I lafte hym, by my fey,
                 For in that grove I left him, by my faith,
763         Under a tree, and there he wole abyde;
                 Under a tree, and there he will wait;
764         Noght for youre boost he wole him no thyng hyde.
                 He will not in any way hide himself because of your boast.
765         Se ye that ook? Right there ye shal hym fynde.
                 Do you see that oak? Right there you shall find him.
766         God save yow, that boghte agayn mankynde,
                 God save you, He who redeemed mankind,
767         And yow amende!" Thus seyde this olde man;
                 And amend you!" Thus said this old man;
768         And everich of thise riotoures ran
                 And every one of these rioters ran
769         Til he cam to that tree, and ther they founde
                 Until he came to that tree, and there they found
770         Of floryns fyne of gold ycoyned rounde
                 Of fine round florins of coined gold
771         Wel ny an eighte busshels, as hem thoughte.
                 Well nigh eight bushels, as they thought.
772         No lenger thanne after Deeth they soughte,
                 No longer then after Death they sought,
773         But ech of hem so glad was of that sighte,
                 But each of them was so glad of that sight,
774         For that the floryns been so faire and brighte,
                 Because the florins are so faire and bright,
775         That doun they sette hem by this precious hoord.
                 That they set themselves down by this precious hoard.
776         The worste of hem, he spak the firste word.
                 The worst of them, he spoke the first word.

777         "Bretheren," quod he, "taak kep what that I seye;
                 "Brethren," he said, "take heed of what I say;
778           My wit is greet, though that I bourde and pleye.
                   My wit is great, though I jest and play.
779           This tresor hath Fortune unto us yiven
                   Fortune has given this treasure unto us
780           In myrthe and joliftee oure lyf to lyven,
                   In mirth and jollity to live our life,
781           And lightly as it comth, so wol we spende.
                   And as easily as it comes, so will we spend it.
782           Ey, Goddes precious dignitee! Who wende
                   Ah, God's precious dignity! Who would have supposed
783           To-day that we sholde han so fair a grace?
                   To-day that we should have such good fortune?
784           But myghte this gold be caried fro this place
                   But if this gold could be carried from this place
785           Hoom to myn hous, or elles unto youres --
                   Home to my house, or else unto yours --
786           For wel ye woot that al this gold is oures --
                   For well you know that all this gold is ours --
787           Thanne were we in heigh felicitee.
                   Then we would be in great happiness.
788           But trewely, by daye it may nat bee.
                   But truly, it may not be (done) by day.
789           Men wolde seyn that we were theves stronge,
                   Men would say that we were arrant thieves,
790           And for oure owene tresor doon us honge.
                   And for our own treasure have us hanged.
791           This tresor moste ycaried be by nyghte
                   This treasure must be carried by night
792           As wisely and as slyly as it myghte.
                   As wisely and as slyly as it can be.
793           Wherfore I rede that cut among us alle
                   Wherefore I advise that among us all straws
794           Be drawe, and lat se wher the cut wol falle;
                   Be drawn, and let's see where the lot will fall;
795           And he that hath the cut with herte blithe
                   And he who has the shortest straw with happy heart
796           Shal renne to the town, and that ful swithe,
                   Shall run to the town, and that very quickly,
797           And brynge us breed and wyn ful prively.
                   And very secretly bring us bread and wine.
798           And two of us shul kepen subtilly
                   And two of us shall carefully guard
799           This tresor wel; and if he wol nat tarie,
                   This treasure well; and if he will not tarry,
800           Whan it is nyght, we wol this tresor carie,
                   When it is night, we will carry this treasure,
801           By oon assent, where as us thynketh best."
                   By mutual agreement, where we think best."
802           That oon of hem the cut broghte in his fest,
                   That one of them brought the straws in his fist,
803           And bad hem drawe and looke where it wol falle;
                   And commanded them to draw and see where it will fall;
804           And it fil on the yongeste of hem alle,
                   And it fell on the youngest of them all,
805           And forth toward the toun he wente anon.
                   And forth toward the town he went right away.
806           And also soone as that he was gon,
                   And as soon as he was gone,
807           That oon of hem spak thus unto that oother:
                   The one of them spoke thus unto that other:
808           "Thow knowest wel thou art my sworen brother;
                   "Thou knowest well thou art my sworn brother;
809           Thy profit wol I telle thee anon.
                   Thy profit will I tell thee straightway.
810           Thou woost wel that oure felawe is agon.
                   Thou knowest well that our fellow is gone.
811           And heere is gold, and that ful greet plentee,
                   And here is gold, and that a full great quantity,
812           That shal departed been among us thre.
                   That shall be divided among us three.
813           But nathelees, if I kan shape it so
                   But nevertheless, if I can arrange things so
814           That it departed were among us two,
                   That it were divided among us two,
815           Hadde I nat doon a freendes torn to thee?"
                   Had I not done a good turn to thee?"

816         That oother answerde, "I noot hou that may be.
                     That other answered, "I know not how that can be.
817         He woot that the gold is with us tweye;
                     He knows that the gold is with us two;
818         What shal we doon? What shal we to hym seye?"
                     What shall we do? What shall we say to him?"

819         "Shal it be conseil?" seyde the firste shrewe,
                 "Shall it be (our) secret plan?" said the first scoundrel,
820         "And I shal tellen in a wordes fewe
                 "And I shall tell in a few words
821         What we shal doon, and brynge it wel aboute."
                 What we shall do, and bring it well about."

822         "I graunte," quod that oother, "out of doute,
                 "I agree," said that other, "without doubt,
823         That, by my trouthe, I wol thee nat biwreye."
                 That, by my troth, I will not betray thee."

824         "Now," quod the firste, "thou woost wel we be tweye,
                 "Now," said the first, "thou knowest well we are two,
825         And two of us shul strenger be than oon.
                 And two of us shall be stronger than one.
826         Looke whan that he is set, that right anoon
                 Look, when he has set down, right away
827         Arys as though thou woldest with hym pleye,
                 Arise as though thou would with him play,
828         And I shal ryve hym thurgh the sydes tweye
                 And I shall stab him through the two sides
829         Whil that thou strogelest with hym as in game,
                 While thou struggle with him as in game,
830         And with thy daggere looke thou do the same;
                 And with thy dagger see that thou do the same;
831         And thanne shal al this gold departed be,
                 And then shall all this gold be divided,
832         My deere freend, bitwixen me and thee.
                 My dear friend, between me and thee.
833         Thanne may we bothe oure lustes all fulfille,
                 Then we both can fulfill all our desires,
834         And pleye at dees right at oure owene wille."
                 And play at dice just as we wish,"
835         And thus acorded been thise shrewes tweye
                 And thus these two scoundrels are agreed
836         To sleen the thridde, as ye han herd me seye.
                 To slay the third, as you have heard me say.

837         This yongeste, which that wente to the toun,
                 This youngest, who went to the town,
838         Ful ofte in herte he rolleth up and doun
                 Very often in heart he rolls up and down
839         The beautee of thise floryns newe and brighte.
                 The beauty of these florins new and bright.
840         "O Lord!" quod he, "if so were that I myghte
                 "O Lord!" he said, "if it would be that I might
841         Have al this tresor to myself allone,
                 Have all this treasure to myself alone,
842         Ther is no man that lyveth under the trone
                 There is no man that lives under the throne
843         Of God that sholde lyve so murye as I!"
                 Of God that should live so merrily as I!"
844         And atte laste the feend, oure enemy,
                 And at the last the fiend, our enemy,
845         Putte in his thought that he sholde poyson beye,
                 Put in his thought that he should buy poison,
846         With which he myghte sleen his felawes tweye;
                 With which he might slay his two fellows;
847         For-why the feend foond hym in swich lyvynge
                 Because the fiend found him in such a manner of living
848         That he hadde leve him to sorwe brynge.
                 That he had leave bring him to sorrow.
849         For this was outrely his fulle entente,
                 For this was utterly his full intention,
850         To sleen hem bothe and nevere to repente.
                 To slay them both and never to repent.
851         And forth he gooth, no lenger wolde he tarie,
                 And forth he goes, no longer would he tarry,
852         Into the toun, unto a pothecarie,
                 Into the town, unto an apothecary,
853         And preyde hym that he hym wolde selle
                 And prayed him that he would sell him
854         Som poyson, that he myghte his rattes quelle;
                 Some poison, that he might kill his rats;
855         And eek ther was a polcat in his hawe,
                 And also there was a polecat in his yard,
856         That, as he seyde, his capouns hadde yslawe,
                 That, as he said, had slain his capons,
857         And fayn he wolde wreke hym, if he myghte,
                 And he would gladly revenge himself, if he could,
858         On vermyn that destroyed hym by nyghte.
                 On vermin that ruined him by night.

859         The pothecarie answerde, "And thou shalt have
                 The apothecary answered, "And thou shall have
860         A thyng that, also God my soule save,
                 A thing that, as God may save my soul,
861         In al this world ther is no creature
                 In all this world there is no creature
862         That eten or dronken hath of this confiture
                 That has eaten or drunk of this concoction
863         Noght but the montance of a corn of whete,
                 Only so much as the amount of a seed of wheat,
864         That he ne shal his lif anon forlete;
                 That he shall not immediately lose his life;
865         Ye, sterve he shal, and that in lasse while
                 Yea, he shall die, and that in less time
866         Than thou wolt goon a paas nat but a mile,
                 Than thou will go at a walk but only a mile,
867         This poysoun is so strong and violent."
                 This poison is so strong and violent."

868         This cursed man hath in his hond yhent
                 This cursed man has in his hand taken
869         This poysoun in a box, and sith he ran
                 This poison in a box, and then he ran
870         Into the nexte strete unto a man,
                 Into the next street unto a man,
871         And borwed [of] hym large botelles thre,
                 And borrowed [of] him three large bottles,
872         And in the two his poyson poured he;
                 And in the two he poured his poison;
873         The thridde he kepte clene for his drynke.
                 The third he kept clean for his drink.
874         For al the nyght he shoop hym for to swynke
                 For all the night he intended to work
875         In cariynge of the gold out of that place.
                 In carrying of the gold out of that place.
876         And whan this riotour, with sory grace,
                 And when this rioter, bad luck to him,
877         Hadde filled with wyn his grete botels thre,
                 Had filled his three big bottles with wine,
878         To his felawes agayn repaireth he.
                 He goes back again to his fellows.

879         What nedeth it to sermone of it moore?
                 What needs it to preach of it more?
880         For right as they hadde cast his deeth bifoore,
                 For right as they had planned his death before,
881         Right so they han hym slayn, and that anon.
                 Right so they have him slain, and that immediately.
882         And whan that this was doon, thus spak that oon:
                 And when this was done, thus spoke that one:
883         "Now lat us sitte and drynke, and make us merie,
                 "Now let us sit and drink, and make us merry,
884         And afterward we wol his body berie."
                 And afterward we will bury his body."
885         And with that word it happed hym, par cas,
                 And with that word it happened to him, by chance,
886         To take the botel ther the poyson was,
                 To take the bottle where the poison was,
887         And drank, and yaf his felawe drynke also,
                 And drank, and gave his fellow drink also,
888         For which anon they storven bothe two.
                 For which straightway they died, both of the two.

889         But certes, I suppose that Avycen
                 But certainly, I suppose that Avicenna
890         Wroot nevere in no canon, ne in no fen,
                 Wrote never in any authoritative book, nor in any chapter,
891         Mo wonder signes of empoisonyng
                 More wondrous symptoms of poisoning
892         Than hadde thise wrecches two, er hir endyng.
                 Than had these two wretches, before their ending.
893         Thus ended been thise homycides two,
                 Thus ended are these two homicides,
894         And eek the false empoysonere also.
                 And also the false poisoner as well.

895         O cursed synne of alle cursednesse!
                 O cursed sin of all cursedness!
896         O traytours homycide, O wikkednesse!
                 O treacherous homicide, O wickedness!
897         O glotonye, luxurie, and hasardrye!
                 O gluttony, lechery, and dicing!
898         Thou blasphemour of Crist with vileynye
                 Thou blasphemer of Christ with churlish speech
899         And othes grete, of usage and of pride!
                 And great oaths, out of habit and out of pride!
900         Allas, mankynde, how may it bitide
                 Alas, mankind, how may it happen
901         That to thy creatour, which that the wroghte
                 That to thy creator, who made thee
902         And with his precious herte-blood thee boghte,
                 And with his precious heart's blood redeemed thee,
903         Thou art so fals and so unkynde, allas?
                 Thou art so false and so unnatural, alas?

904         Now, goode men, God foryeve yow youre trespas,
                 Now, good men, God forgive you your trespass,
905         And ware yow fro the synne of avarice!
                 And guard yourselves from the sin of avarice!
906         Myn hooly pardoun may yow alle warice,
                 My holy pardon can cure you all,
907         So that ye offre nobles or sterlynges,
                 Providing that you offer gold coins or silver pennies,
908         Or elles silver broches, spoones, rynges.
                 Or else silver brooches, spoons, rings.
909         Boweth youre heed under this hooly bulle!
                 Bow your head under this holy papal bull!
910         Cometh up, ye wyves, offreth of youre wolle!
                 Come up, you wives, offer some of your wool!
911         Youre names I entre heer in my rolle anon;
                 Your names I enter here in my roll immediately;
912         Into the blisse of hevene shul ye gon.
                 Into the bliss of heaven you shall go.
913         I yow assoille, by myn heigh power,
                 I absolve you, by my high power,
914         Yow that wol offre, as clene and eek as cleer
                 You who will offer, as clean and also as clear (of sin)
915         As ye were born. -- And lo, sires, thus I preche.
                 As you were born. -- And lo, sirs, thus I preach.
916         And Jhesu Crist, that is oure soules leche,
                 And Jesus Christ, that is our souls' physician,
917         So graunte yow his pardoun to receyve,
                 So grant you to receive his pardon,
918         For that is best; I wol yow nat deceyve.
                 For that is best; I will not deceive you.

919         But, sires, o word forgat I in my tale:
                 But, sirs, one word I forgot in my tale:
920         I have relikes and pardoun in my male,
                 I have relics and pardons in my bag,
921         As faire as any man in Engelond,
                 As fine as any man in England,
922         Whiche were me yeven by the popes hond.
                 Which were given to me by the pope's hand.
923         If any of yow wole, of devocion,
                 If any of you will, of devotion,
924         Offren and han myn absolucion,
                 Offer and have my absolution,
925         Com forth anon, and kneleth heere adoun,
                 Come forth straightway, and kneel down here,
926         And mekely receyveth my pardoun;
                 And meekly receive my pardon;
927         Or elles taketh pardoun as ye wende,
                 Or else take pardon as you travel,
928         Al newe and fressh at every miles ende,
                 All new and fresh at every mile's end,
929         So that ye offren, alwey newe and newe,
                 Providing that you offer, again and again,
930         Nobles or pens, whiche that be goode and trewe.
                 Gold coins or silver pennies, which are good and true.
931         It is an honour to everich that is heer
                 It is an honor to every one that is here
932         That ye mowe have a suffisant pardoneer
                 That you may have a pardoner with sufficient power
933         T' assoille yow in contree as ye ryde,
                 To absolve you in the countryside as you ride,
934         For aventures whiche that may bityde.
                 For accidents that may happen.
935         Paraventure ther may fallen oon or two
                 Perhaps there may fall one or two
936         Doun of his hors and breke his nekke atwo.
                 Down off his horse and break his neck in two.
937         Looke which a seuretee is it to yow alle
                 Look what a safeguard is it to you all
938         That I am in youre felaweshipe yfalle,
                 That I happen to be in your fellowship,
939         That may assoille yow, bothe moore and lasse,
                 Who can absolve you, both more and less (every one),
940         Whan that the soule shal fro the body passe.
                 When the soul shall from the body pass.
941         I rede that oure Hoost heere shal bigynne,
                 I advise that our Host here shall begin,
942         For he is moost envoluped in synne.
                 For he is most enveloped in sin.
943         Com forth, sire Hoost, and offre first anon,
                 Come forth, sir Host, and offer first right now,
944         And thou shalt kisse the relikes everychon,
                 And thou shall kiss the relics every one,
945         Ye, for a grote! Unbokele anon thy purs."
                 Yea, for a fourpence coin! Unbuckle thy purse right now."

946         "Nay, nay!" quod he, "thanne have I Cristes curs!
                 "Nay, nay!" he said, "then I will have Christ's curse!
947         Lat be," quod he, "it shal nat be, so theech!
                 Let it be," he said, "it shall not be, as I may prosper!
948         Thou woldest make me kisse thyn olde breech,
                 Thou would make me kiss thine old underpants,
949         And swere it were a relyk of a seint,
                 And swear it was a relic of a saint,
950         Though it were with thy fundement depeint!
                 Though it were stained by thy fundament!
951         But, by the croys which that Seint Eleyne fond,
                 But, by the cross that Saint Helen found,
952         I wolde I hadde thy coillons in myn hond
                 I would I had thy testicles in my hand
953         In stide of relikes or of seintuarie.
                 Instead of relics or a container for relics.
954         Lat kutte hem of, I wol thee helpe hem carie;
                 Have them cut off, I will help thee carry them;
955         They shul be shryned in an hogges toord!"
                 They shall be enshrined in a hog's turd!"

956         This Pardoner answerde nat a word;
                 This Pardoner answered not a word;
957         So wrooth he was, no word ne wolde he seye.
                 So angry he was, no word would he say.

958         "Now," quod oure Hoost, "I wol no lenger pleye
                 "Now," said our Host, "I will no longer joke
959         With thee, ne with noon oother angry man."
                 With thee, nor with any other angry man."
960         But right anon the worthy Knyght bigan,
                 But immediately the worthy Knight began,
961         Whan that he saugh that al the peple lough,
                 When he saw that all the people laughed,
962         "Namoore of this, for it is right ynough!
                 "No more of this, for it is right enough!
963         Sire Pardoner, be glad and myrie of cheere;
                 Sir Pardoner, be glad and merry of cheer;
964         And ye, sire Hoost, that been to me so deere,
                 And you, sir Host, who are so dear to me,
965         I prey yow that ye kisse the Pardoner.
                 I pray you that you kiss the Pardoner.
966         And Pardoner, I prey thee, drawe thee neer,
                 And Pardoner, I pray thee, draw thyself nearer,
967         And, as we diden, lat us laughe and pleye."
                 And, as we did, let us laugh and play."
968         Anon they kiste, and ryden forth hir weye.
                 At once they kissed, and rode forth their way.

Heere is ended the Pardoners tale.